Feel like annoying someone you dislike for only $7.99? Let us send them some stupid fucking glitter that is guaranteed to make a mess everywhere. BUY NOW

Yes this is for real

Provide an address anywhere in the world & we'll send them so much glitter in an envelope that they'll be finding that shit everywhere for weeks. We'll also include a note telling the person exactly why they're receiving this terrible gift. Hint: the glitter will be mixed in with the note thus increasing maximum spillage.

Perfect For That Sweet, Sweet REVENGE

Stupidly Amazing

How simple, how amazing.. this was the best use of ten bucks I have ever spent. Can't wait to order more.

WOW This Was Great

I didn't quite expect that much mess, but holy shit - IT WAS EVERYWHERE! Couldn've of gone any better than this, THANK YOU!

Glittery Hell

We were in the library at school when my buddy I pranked opened this masterpiece. It was like a care package straight from South Park's Satan .

The Look on Their Faces

Ordered as an office prank for this prick I know. I heard the angry scream after the mail cart went by, GREAT SUCCESS! :)

Got 'Em Good

Ordered to get my brother good. It was a glittery explosion! He was so pissed.

Def Buying Again

This was absolute fantastic!! Now excuse me, I have more revenge to plot.

Can You Feel That Excitment Building?
Is this for real?
Yes, you fucking idiot. We spent too much time, money & resources putting this shit hole of a website up to not get paid for it.
How Does It Work?
Decide whose day you want to ruin, enter their name & address, then click the buy button.
What happens after I give you my money?
We'll vomit up a ton of glitter & put it in an envelope with your recipients address on the front of it. We'll also include a note telling them how awful they are which will be folded within.
Will the recipient know who sent the glitter?
Not unless you open your mouth.
My recipient got glitter in both eyeballs, is now blind and would like to file charges. Help?
How much does it cost?
$7.99 USD for anywhere in the world. Pay using PayPal or Bitcoin.
Why should I pay you to send glitter to someone I hate?
First off, use your fucking imagination. We're going to be pouring a ton of glitter into an envelope with a folded up piece of paper. You know what's going to happen when that fuckface opens the envelope & pulls out the letter? The craft herpes will be released & will go everywhere.
Why are you so obsessed with glitter?
Go fuck yourself.
Give The Gift Of Too Much Glitter Below!

Ready To Fuck Up Someone's Day? Ship Some Glitter Now For $7.99.

Alright, so by now you've decided that someone is going to be on the receiving end of a surprise glitter mess. All you have to do to send them said mess is to fill out the form below & hit the Buy Now button.

You'll then be taken off this shitty website for payment processing via PayPal or use Bitcoin. Yes, we know PayPal is a shitty company, hell why not send those dicks some glitter? After we receive the payment & spend the profit on cheap booze we'll get shit ready & have the mail sent to the person you hate.

Any special instructions or custom letter desires please email info@glitterymess.com after you complete your order, be sure to include your order number.

Name Example: John Doe
Address Example: 123 Fake St, Fake Town, TX, 06666

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